Yesterday I went to Michael’s to look at craft things because I am a female and that’s really the only reason that matters and makes sense. Anyway, when I was out I swear to dog I encountered every single stupid mother fucker who decided to go out in the sunshine after church in their god damn long skirts. Not kidding, one family walked diagonally across the parking lot at an extremely irritatingly slow pace and held up traffic. My brain almost exploded all over Allegheny County. Right then and there I should have turned around and went home and hid under my covers, but no, I kept on trucking and the fools just kept appearing. Thankfully I went to Half Price Books and got some great records so that eased the pain a little. Moral of the story is, if you are walking in public, a store or parking lot, etc., pay the fuck attention and moseying across a parking lot is going to get you hit by a car…a small red one with me behind the wheel.
Thanks for being there guys, I really had to get that off my chest.
Ok, now the reason we are here. Products. You know you love them. We know you need them. Revolutionary Beard Company is new on the beard products scene and hails from East Texas. They currently have one oil ready for purchase that is a nice combo of mint and a hint of citrus. With Spring being here and Summer not too far away, that is a perfect bright scent to experience. They also have a mustache wax that isn’t too heavy and gives a nice natural hold.
If you try them out, let us know what you think! Support the small and local companies in your area and around the country!
Currently Listening: Bob Dylan- Just Like A Woman