Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in the States and to show appreciation for our 31,000+ fans (WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? That number can’t be real), I will be giving you a bearded cornucopia of sorts. I am going to a lodge with my family this year to eat somewhere I’ve never been and then go into a food coma in a strange bed, so this Friday I won’t be able to give you your dose of babe. I hope this post makes all of your dreams come true and you all pray for me that I don’t get bed bugs. Or at least send a seeing eye dog or a helper monkey or something because I am pretty sure prayers stopped working on me years ago.
This week, the Frenzy Friday is really a two for one special. It’s like a Beard Life Black Friday deal. Insert perfect segway here: we will actually be holding a Black Friday sale 11/29-12/1 on the site and my onesies will be launched as well as a few other new items. It’s like I’m a professional or something. Anygay, I give you Seth Rogen and James Franco in their own horrifyingly beautiful parody of Kanye West’s music video Bound 2 (click here to watch his version, I guess). Most of the time when I see Kanye’s name in the news I want to smother something with a pillow, but this song is actually catchy as all hell. There is just something about James and Seth’s version though that makes me so much happier. Could it be that there isn’t a Kardashian in sight? Maybe. Could it be that Seth Rogen makes a BETTER bearded Kim Kardashian? Probably. Could it be that I want to be on that motorcycle with James Franco saying “bow” really close to my face instead? UH DOY.
Enjoy this my pets.
To continue with giving thanks and showing gratitude, let’s look at GIFS. Is it pronounces gifs like gifts without the t, or is it pronounced “jifs”? I really would like to know. These are the things that keep me up at night.
Funny Or Die posted the 11 Epic Beard GIFS You’re Just Going To Have To Deal With and there are so many I found myself staring at for far too many minutes. An alarming amount of minutes really. Some of these men would be burned at the stake in 17th century colonial North America, because that shit is witchcraft! William Stoughton would prosecute their asses. Know your history kids, this is your country too.
For your final helping of awesome, I thought showcasing one of the best parts of any Thanksgiving meal would really be super. If you disagree with this, you are wrong and disappointing your parents even more than that time you swore at your grandma on Christmas.
It’s STUFFING! Delicious, delicious stuffing. There isn’t much more to say about it.
I hope everyone has a nice holiday and also a Happy Hanukkah, which begins tonight, to those who will be celebrating!
Currently Listening: Psychedelic Seat- The Sons of Barbee Doll